Let’s
say you run an industrial kitchen, or a level-4 biohazard lab, or you’re on the
run from a zombie apocalypse. You need a PC that is as indestructible as a
block of granite. It might sit out in the sun all day long, or be hosed down with
harsh chemicals. Then, after civilization collapses, it’ll need to survive a bad
fall as you head into the Rockies where you hope to escape your undead pursuers.
It’s
not a product category most of us think about, because we’re so used to iPhones
that can barely be let out of their cases and laptops whose fans growl to life
whenever the temperature in the room gets above 80 degrees.
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But
isn’t it time we graduated from all this mollycoddling? Thirty-five years with the PC, and
we still have to treat these things like they’re priceless china? How’s that
going to work out for you when you’re on the lam in deepest Appalachia?
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In
the spirit of indoor/outdoor furniture, the general ruggedization of everything in sight and, of course, the end of the world,
it’s time we met the beefed-up answer to the trend of metrosexualization in the PC industry (think tablets, netbooks and smartbooks): the Panel PC.
Just announced by American Industrial Systems,
the Panel PC looks every bit as unapologetically utilitarian as its name implies: it’s enclosed
in an all-stainless steel case with no buttons or outlets (besides sealed I/O
ports) into which moisture or grit can find its way.
Its
4X National Electrical Manufacturers rating indicates that it’s “designed for indoor
or outdoor use […] and protects the enclosed equipment from falling dirt, rain,
sleet, snow, windblown dust, splashing water, hose-direct water, and corrosion.
These enclosures are undamaged by the external formation of ice.”
The
Panel PC uses a low-power Intel Atom chip, so it has no fan, and an optional
transflective display so that you can view it in full sunlight. It start at $2,000, but what do you expect from a tablet computer that
advertises itself as highly resistant to powerful acids?
Other
devices in this category are include the iPad-like Mobile Data Terminal PC, which “meets
military standards.” Disappointingly, that means it’s proof
against falls, not bullets.
And for those of you who
have paid for the replacement of a cracked iPhone screen for the last time,
there’s always the 3G-capable Ultra Rugged Mobile PDA, which is insulated
against electromagnetic interference, vibration, drops, freezing cold, baking
sun and immersion in water up to a depth of one meter.
All kidding aside, devices like this raise an important question: why aren’t our electronics more durable? The benefits of more rugged (versus prettier) industrial design include eco-friendliness, reduced total cost of ownership, and general relief from the headaches of planned obsolescence.